/ssssnakes

So you have to try and murder them?

“I wouldn’t be clean”

But for how long are you clean? How many times a day do you shower?

“Most” surely are. You are from the “few” bunch

Would it really work on iOS though?

Fucking IRONING! Dont you people use shirts at work????

Of course Duck Tales was, at least from today standards, challenging.

Exactly.... I’m with you!

So you really buy it as a mobile device? I will buy mine as a console. No batterie issues then.

Nope. to stat with a functional two player setup, you can use the included controls and play a two player game. So its 299 + 69

I assumed the dock would have (should have!!) a extra processor to make games work better im a higher resolution and fps...

I actually liked the game... but it got boring after a while (as most games do anyway) I had high hopes on a fun battle system between friends, or trading, or something...

Literally, ANYONE can be a Uber driver, no special skills or talents, just a driver license. They can be replaced, and have 0 leverage.

Holy shit, do people actually take Kotaku articles this seriously? They’re posts about videogames and internet culture not doctoral thesis on existentialism

Happy at his death, sad about his existence in first place.

Why don’t you get a grip and realize that their are far more important issues to humanity than commenting on a tongue in cheek article?

Ive seen better Mof Tarkin 3D models lately...

No, they dont know mobile. This game will be known as the least buyed game in ios history. A total failure and the least talked about game these holidays....

19? I really don’t see a problem there .... the real problem is that he was MARRIED.