When the letter started with "...a girl wore an NFL jersey..." I assumed it was going to be something along the lines of how cute she looked with nipple bumps in the centers of the numbers, or "it was a Seahawks jersey and I hate the Seahawks, but later we had sex and I almost couldn't finish because of the Seahawks…

We're gonna let "Pink Feet" slide here as long as you don't tell us about other black classmates that have other feature nicknames.

I knew the whole JFK assassination thing was a fake! Now here's proof he was still alive when Batman came out in 1966, and he was still in full power in '67 when Eartha Kitt donned the Cat Woman costume. Ol' Jack is probably responsible for having Ms. Kitt dress down Lady Bird about her husband, too!

I am actual retired CEO from an S&P 500 company. Had > 10 years in the job.

I am actual retired CEO from an S&P 500 company. Had > 10 years in the job.