I mean, the Olympics suck and I never watch them, but now that I know every athlete is at risk of being murdered by fake cops or swimming in real shit I might watch now.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

This guy.

·Frankly, fuck my team too.

This is what our divided nation needs to bring us together. We can all agree on one thing: fuck everyone else’s team.

AND SO IT BEGINS

thanks susan

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-…

Starting it off early this year.

NBC’s coverage of this will go down as the biggest propaganda exercise in history. An athlete could be murdered and the story of the little kid from the favela that owns an ice cream cart at the Copa will still be front and center.

I’d give anything to unlike that statement.

You suck

Art isn’t easy

He wears those stupid necklaces, too.

Rich, entitled, sports brat, immature, dipshit. I think that covers it. Raise your hand if you have one I left out.

Can we cast re-votes for Biggest Sports Baby?

No.