Barbecue involves slow cooking food at low temperatures over several hours. I believe the more generic “grilling” is a more apt term for this article.

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Am I the only one that stars every one of these, and makes sure to open it on my laptop, phone, and tablet so it gets all 3 clicks?

Imploded their economy? Where the fuck do you come up with this bullshit?

Sure it can, but this tournament, not so much. To be fair, International Tournaments as a whole rarely live up to the expectations.

Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.

Nerfed? Definitely not.

Padawan braid would seem like the obvious guess.

What in the fuck does having or not having a tattoo have to do with being evil or an asshole? Please explain?

Your right Mr. Picture, vagina does cost more when your poor. Going rates are high today.

Sorry, I meant, “...there was no more of this disaster show left to sit through in hopes that it would get better but somehow got perpetually disappointed.”

When the credits rolled, because then I knew I didn't have to watch any more of this disaster of a show.

Eh, there are tons of pictures of him as an actual child. The one used just looks like somebody doesn’t know what he looks like today.

This just in: Criminals make poor decisions, often lack common sense.

Fingerprint recognition, like Apple’s Touch ID or similar technologies

Ahh. Let’s replace the reliable and secure thing with something infinity more complex and likely to break to save 15 seconds of our lives everyday. This is so American it should have been posted yesterday.

Jason’s Kinja backog of post drafts:

Disagree completely. Do we really need more finicky shit on our cars to go wrong?

No. Just no.

I don’t even want a remote unlocky clicky thing.


Jason, on this topic.... You can just go to hell.

I still love you though.