“Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.” - Mitch Hedberg

Slow Icelandic clap.

And I can't even fucking enjoy this this season. The Pirates apparently decided this would be a good year to work on their self-image, and not worry so much about winning and losing.

My two favorite teams are the Royals and whoever beats the Cardinals.

“Are you really going to do this the whole year???”

Those top execs have cut their bonuses in half. Very accountable, don’t you think?

I see no problem?

Makes sense. It’s not like if they announced false MPG ratings, or false HP figures, it’s worse than that. They knowingly sold illegal cars to customers.

Well done Iceland. England and Roy Hodgson are fucking garbage.

Joe Hart: Yet another in the line of average Brit goalkeepers that have hands of stone only to help his team Brexit from a major tournament.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

I’M NOT BITTER I SWEAR

While I completely agree that 150kw laser will not vaporize fog and rain (1,500mw isn’t going to either), the tea kettle comparison is a bit misleading. There is a pretty big difference between delivering that much power in a spot about the size of a millimeter and a hot plate several inches across.

I kinda dry heaved seeing that.

I think he’s bitter about Messi being called the best ever ( I still think Pelé is personally and never though Maradona was ) and he lashes out because of it. Like many ageing former stars, he realizes that he has nothing but his legacy, which he defends with a ferocity best applied to something other than his own…

Don’t be too hard on Maradona. He’s probably coked up out of mind most of the time he says the stuff he does about the players.

With the incredible amount of pressure Messi is under to perform internationally, I don’t blame him for being fed-up. If it’s true that the entire core of the team is thinking about quitting, I think that says an awful lot about the state of Argentine soccer, as do people like Maradona constantly belittling the…

Mmm you're kinda missing the point then. It disabled the truck with extreme precision and basically no collateral damage from very far away.