I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.
Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.
Awkward is my middle name.
One day, the FIA, the IOC, and FIFA will join to form the ultimate organization of corruption and criminal behavior. The search for a cat will commence, and that is where the 007 novels begin.
Normally I detest the gratuitous (and usually empty) calls for activism from authors of Gawker-affiliated articles, but this is one to get behind. There is no reason at all to legitimize the horrors of political oppression that are enacted in places like Azerbaijan, and F1 should get fiscally spanked for this.
The guy’s 85. He needs all that money. He’s got his future to think of.
I made this last year
I don’t see the point of this. It doesn’t split into lion-bots, and worst of all, it’s not show-accurate.
Hah! I appreciate that. I’m glad I found someone else who appreciates that joke like I do, because I thought it was hilarious and my friends didn’t get it.
So Jon gets to shout the “You had one job!” line to Edd(?)
Saved you the trouble of looking for the synopses. This is all you need:
Yes you can. $45,000 plus warranty.
I think I have just the car you’re looking for!
I read this article, which is a gentle warning and all I got from it was:
The USMNT, unfortunately, still isn’t anywhere near top 10 quality. Not even close.