Oh no! There goes Tokyo!

Kingsman 2: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

I hear he gets his lovin' on the run

Cage V Neil: The Dawn of What the Fuck?

Aww-
She was an early crush on those B&W reruns..

My favorite bit in his standup, in the early 80's when AIDS was just becoming the national health crisis:

so- if Raiders was 1936 - this new one should be…1970??? Indiana Jones and the Bell Bottom Blues?

Do we think this would be better or worse than the Atlas Shrugged movies?

wait - Why don't they have a concurrent spinoff called Tits and Dragons? Like Fear the Walking Dead, but, maybe good? Failing that, I'd like a boardgame called Tits and Dragons.

I'm guessing you're not too hip to current music, are ya Bob?

Spoiler Alert: It will be revealed that Tim Cook is a figment of Eliot's imagination.

In related news, they are also casting Rihanna, Adele, and Flo Rida, because - marketing.

Star Trek: The Wrath of Focus Groups

but.. aren't C-3PO and R2-D2…? I mean, that's what I heard…

HOT PIE!!!!

…and this is why we can't have nice things…

I think Cuba is fine. But not quite stabby enough.

The only way I'll watch this is if he plays Brian Mills as Rollo. "I have a particular set of skills - all involving an axe. And betraying my brother. And feasting. And betraying my brother. With an axe."

"So- you're saying Orion fell out of the sky, landed on your car, and totaled it"

Soooo- what would a GOT fan do when he sees a cast member fro
m that show? I'm just asking for a friend…