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She forgot about the "and run" part when she took the money. 

Even better, Wells Fargo signing up people for fake accounts.

Brenda Song was with Miley’s vastly tattooed brother a few years ago - I am fairly certain this is an upgrade (although former child star with stage dad - how much trauma does he have, lots I can imagine) but that comment Macauley, blech.

Hopefully it was just said with enthusiasm and love. It isn’t wrong to be excited at the idea of your biological child sharing attributes with your partner. The fact that he described his hypothetical progeny as “Sean Lennon’s”, really took away anything creepy about it for me.

i wish i had never read this not because he’s some idol to me but the fetihization is just gross and brenda song is awesome.

Open a Charles Schwabb investment account for $1.2 Million, invested in that days hot stocks listed on Reddit — Sold them next morning, keep the profit.

She bought a house. Willing to bet what they haven’t got back is what was spent on the house, since that would need to be sold in order to recoup the funds. And since it is in an individuals name, it would require a court order via lawsuit. 

Tom Hanks made do with a volleyball. 

I like them to be public and out, so that patterns, motivations, and behavior can be traced to better prevent violence, and prosecute crimes.

Imagine if you came to my house, accidentally left your phone here, and then when you came back to pick it up I was like “I already sold it. You left it here so it’s mine.”

Staying stateside and buying a HYUNDAI. 

Yep. My money is on the black friend being Ben Carson.

she’s getting attacked like crazy. i think it’s because she rightfully named seth rogen as being complicit and everyone loves seth rogen so she’s getting shit on big time.

That’s what happens when you let the south off easy for seceding from the Union. 

The law whites made up to codify stealing land from brown and Black people, specifically!

Here we go again. White people get caught doing something shitty and racist. People rightfully call out a motherfucker and withdraw from them. Rather than correct and apologize white person complains about “cancel culture.”

Funny how politicians suddenly wanted to respect the law....

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, HO

Someone pointed out that this guy found a way to uplift whiteness in a moment that was an opportunity to celebrate blackness. Haven’t really been able to think about this differently since that thought hit me.