I'm not sure I know what you're talking about.

Well that certainly explains his pale, soulless complexion. Does the undertaker read Deadspin? I probably should have used a burner account.

It's not just potatoes either, it's anything you want to name.

I still have a Hotwheels of one of those; Zender Fact 4, er, in fact.

Chiu approves.

My dad shed a single tear after the ending of John Rambo. I quite liked the new Rambo movie too.

*$10 grand for warrantied (3 year / 36k mile) internal modifications and tuning by arguably the most respected tuning house in America. You're not just buying the go-fast, you're buying the reputation and peace of mind.

Two wheels bad?

Well, he has been on the air long enough...

I bet some giza fell asleep at the wheel

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Chrysler pushbutton.

Based on years of personal research, I find that the ideal time to have a cup of coffee is right now.

You know what screw it, NP. Just for the looks you'd get with you take that thing to autoX and fuck shit up.

This thing is freaking mind blowing. I don't even ...

I, for one, look forward to these cars because it means less dangerous senior citizens behind the wheel going 10 under in the fast lane.

Too bad there weren't any cops there to put a stop to this.

I pity the foo who doesn't make this #1.

I love it when a van comes together...