He's obviously a good driver if he was never pulled over and caught without a license.

I don't know why everyone is so resistant to self-driving cars. 99% of the fears associated with it are pretty much all unjustified and biased.

I enjoy driving as much as the next guy. Driving can be a huge amount of fun. But I have a commute. And that really kills the buzz for driving if you're driving 2-3 hours…

Pink fish is back! Long live the pink fish!

you guys don't use the three seashells?

You can pry my wet wipes from my dead, moist, sanitary fingers.

Johnny Carson probably would have been a pretty solid deadspin commenter.

I bet Jack Dickey uses American cheese in his lasagna.

A 3rd rate, "social" version.

Considering he can bring down more of these degenerates by not blowing his cover... It at least removes any doubt that these are bad seeds when cops already have people infiltrating them.

You do know this is Jalopnik, right? Why have any of our opinions been based on sound financial analysis and the bottom line?
If we ran car companies, all of them would be bankrupt, but all our cars would be awesome.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Doesn't work in a single lane. For example, speed limit on a stretch of my neighborhood changes from 40 down to 35. At that point, everyone is typically doing 50-55 through a densely populated area with a dangerous curve...I do 40 in the 35 and people are on my ass the entire way.

How is it stupid? It's unique and interesting.

Dr. Clarkson: "What do you see here on this ink board?"

How about "Best Use of an Inline Six" as a topic? I nominate the Mustang from Tokyo Drift. Cheesily awesome.

I always drive with my phone in my lap. I use it for music.

Bloated barge, V8 or not

But...why? You're going to discard relevant data in favor of data you know is no longer relevant? My head...so full of fuck.

I guess it depends on how you define "discover."