These guys are serious. You do realize this isn’t satire, don’t you? These illiterate and uneducated people are deciding to take on the rest of us. With guns. Not books. Not media. Copper-jacketed arguments against bringing the US into the future. There are dark times ahead.

That’s because she assumed because he was black he wasn’t going to call the cops.

What the fuck, America? WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

I’d like to add a suggestion for The Proposition for Red Dead 3: Outback.

She should have just walked right up to them and asked them to move their car back three inches... but the overwhelming strength of almighty white power stopped her from being benevolent and so once again racism saves her day.

There’s a guy I know who likes to break every rule of the road you can imagine. Late merging. Tailgating. Turn signals? Nope. Never. This guy is almost 60 years old and has been pulled over for no seat belt countless times and still drives his new Tundra like he owns the road. He is always taking 60 seconds off a…

I get that you’re trolling, but pregnancy isn’t permanent. None of the circumstances you’ve listed are comparable.

“We saw people dressed as murderers, devils, serial killers, blood and gore of all sorts. Nobody batted an eye. But my little boy and i, dress as historical figures, and it merits people not only making snide remarks, but approaching us and threatening my little 5 year old boy.”

I’m all for the breakdown in civility if it means I get to punch Nazis in the face.

Most Conservatives think all scientists are Democrats with some wild agenda so it fits his narrative, as well. He can’t help it if he’s stupid, but ignorance can be fixed.

They need to stick anyone with such an obvious username somewhere the sun never shines. Everyone has their kink, I guess yours is being a troll online.

Is it still a scheme if it’s technically legal?

I was speaking of my own inadequacies in finishing said slices. I hold no responsibility for your actions! (Enjoy the hell out of them!)

Right?! Obviously, the best cider is Woodchuck and their best take, IMHO, is the pear cider.

Except Sir Pizza is the best square-cut beer pizza in Nashville and it’s like eating pizza from 1985, which is when I first experimented with the square-cut concept outside of school pizza.

Giordanos is famous for a reason. You cannot eat more than a slice (or a slice and a bite of a second slice that you had to have but now you feel stuffed AND guilty for wasting the rest of the slice) of their stuffed pizzas.

You don’t come to Chicago to try other types of pizza, you eat the deep dish because that’s what you do. If you LIVE in Chicago, you don’t eat it all the time but I guarantee you it’s still consumed by more Chicagoans than not.

Exactly where I was going.

I’m giving you a star even though I’m terrified you’re correct.

What’s infuriating is he is also the president of my people.