Most helmets are good for about5 years unless it's been involved in a fall or other impact. If you want to spend money every two years, though...

I don't use Twitter... I am sad I'm missing out on these pics. But the benefit of not using Twitter? Priceless.

I'm not a fan of the do-rag. But the rest of that dress on her is gorgeous. She has an amazing body and it's no shame to show it off.

So now you'll need to buckle up, even if you're just pulling the car into/out of the garage.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY VOTE!

A lot of the questions listed on that website are meaningless and a joke. Where the mother got her yellow umbrella? Do we really care if she got it off a Target rack on sale for $9.99 or something? C'mon. We don't need questions like those answered.

Selena isn't naked. You can see the indent her underwear makes between her waist/butt/hip area.

I don't care what you want to call it. Just GIVE ME SOME, NOW!!!!

TOMATOES SHOULD NEVER GO IN THE FRIDGE! Augh! C'mon, guys. Take your cue from the grocery stores and do your best to mimic their conditions. They want produce to last as long as possible, so they store it properly. Green leafy things are kept cool and moist, potatoes, alliums (onions and their ilk), and most…

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIGH GAPS A "THING!"

They're really going to have to test this. I see people stealing prescriptions for pain killers and other drugs if this happens. I'm pretty skeptical.

Who else was waiting for it to say "thanks for the fish", then was disappointed when "memories" came up?

Regarding #10, that's an 07-10 Civic Si. They're well-known for having issues with 2nd and third gear. Sometimes it happens while doing absolutely nothing wrong at all. Honda put out a service bulletin for it and a lot of people had it serviced. It still never really fixed it. So the guy in the video may not have…

Please, please, please remove the "420" decals. I would refuse to drive around in a car that cops would all love to pull over, looking for weed. I would suddenly get a lot of pothead friends, though.

I swear, she's so gorgeous, I'm just in awe of her...

I don't know how could sit through that service. I'd probably stand up, say something very rude and storm out. And then afterward, I'd come up with a million and one more eloquent things I should've said or done.

They look fluffy and adorable?

Target's line of C9 Champion workout gear has always impressed me with its quality.

I will claim both. I've been a Jalopnik a lot longer than I've been a Jezzie. However, I've been a female since birth, so... Who knows? Either way, I'm a female and I'm obsessed with cars, racing, motorcycles, and getting my hands dirty. So both!

No, but 95% of all good two-wheelers are manual, can accelerate faster than most cars, and get great fuel economy.