I think they said "hand." Not "head." Unless it was just a graze.

I'm glad your mom will still be with us — even if her mammaries are not.

He probably needs to hit rock bottom before he tries to get help or anything. You're still around, so he isn't at the bottom.

To me, that's sub and dom play (I forget the actual terminology here). Meaning, the person being "raped" still has some measure of control — which, to me, isn't "rape."

IMO, people who have fantasies of raping people have an issue and we shouldn't cater to them on large websites like "funny or die."

this.

Great. Punish the children for their parent's transgressions.... or their "bad luck" for being born into a poorer household.

I think some places already do this? My husband ordered a game from an online company. It came a few days later. I was home, feeling weak sick and sorry for myself when someone started POUNDING at the door. Cue immediate emergency-response scenario and paranoia! I check the window and see this sketchy looking dude…

As a kid, I was way more interested in getting miniaturized versions of the cars I'd see on the road, rather than getting bizarre remakes and other rat rods. I remember explicitly my favorite was a white Ford Taurus. Go figure.

Never heard of it. Just read it, though. That's a great article! However, I can relate to little girls wanting a doll that looks like them. Why else would there be companies which will make virtual twins of your kid? Teaching your kids that people are all people — regardless of their skin color, looks,…

Darkwing Duck was the shiz.

I was a horrible girl child. I loved my Matchbox cars more than my dolls. My dolls often were left shoved in the tow box with their hair a mess and naked.

I'm caught up on the mental imagery of your mother racing you out of the toy store after you screaming about wanting "one that looks like you." If that had happened to my mother, I think she would have just died from horror in the store.

Agreed!

No, apparently they're busy trying to solve their perceived problem of, "wimmenz not in the kitchen, making me a sammich."

In a world without hate, a lot of these people wouldn't have existed. Sometimes, it takes cruelty and injustice to make good people great. If there was no hate or cruelty in the world, there may not have ever been a catalyst to make Anne Frank, Martin Luther King, et al. who we know them to bte now.

So cute!

First line was sarcasm. I even had the < / sarcasm > tag, but apparently, the comments didn't like it.

Wow. Mind = blown....

Am I the only one which has a water bottle with a filter in it? So I can fill it up anywhere and have good, free water on hand!