Totally random: I just started taking up running and am running 5ks now. If you want a "friend" to do it with you, I'll do it electronically over Facebook! :) Just wanting to support a fellow newbie runner.

One of the elements of fraud is that the person must rely on the representative's statements as truth. As in, if I don't know enough about pregnancies, my options surrounding them and other factual details which I am not knowledgeable of, I then, am relying on the representative. While we expect car salesmen to…

TBH, I don't know which one is Elisabeth. I only recognize Whoopi and Barbara. I'm awful with names and celebs. I just pulled names off the article. Most of the ladies up there looked like they wanted to pummel her, though.

TBH: I don't know which one is Elisabeth. I was just pulling names from the article. I can only ID Whoopi and Barbara. I don't recognize the other women. I'm horrible with names and celebs and don't watch the show.

Props to Barbara, Whoopi and Elisabeth for actually staying on the stage to actually appear like they were being civil and discussing things with her. I would've rage-quitted that discussion and walked out. Well, it would've been that or pummel her snooty arrogant face until it stopped talking. Am I the only person…

And I'll also raise you an "ax", as in, "I want to ax you a question." And "pacifically" instead of "specifically." I had a boss that did the above and I was unable to respect her. Completely unable.

Yeah, I wondered if he was bilingual and screaming in another language.

*HEEL

This might be useful if Siri would actually work. Half the time I try to use her, she doesn't understand me, interprets me incorrectly or gives me wrong info.

Yes, I read it. Unfortunately, I see a lot of motorcycle hate on Jalop. So I was attempting to stem the tide before it got too full of insults. Even here, there are people who lump motorcyclists together with the bad, just attempting to stop a little, if it's possible.

#10 is just stupid. The others are sorta valid... Except #6.

Will you bless my 07 Civic Si? He's named Simon. Yes, my car is a boy. That happens when it's owner is a girl.