Yes, you’re the only one, and have to completely lack a moral/ethical compass or have to be completely trolling to not see that disabling the emissions systems while no one is watching is completely cheating.

Holy Acura

I would be embarrassed to drive something that retarded looking.

Alone in the automotive industry they can build something with a non-airbag steering wheel, and this is the best they can come up with?!?

“Awesome” like the Isuzu VehiCross.

For Sale: 1983 Volkswagen Rabbit Convertible

15 thousand miles?! Slow down, you’re using up all the fancy too fast.

You deserve every joke made about you.

“...“...did you feel that? That intake valve in cylinder one is going nuts!” First it opens sooner, then it snaps shut — holy crap. I love this!”...”

Looks more like the face of a man who just realized that he shouldn’t have had that much coffee after the taco festival at dinner last night.

That, my friends, is a slipping transmission.

How about the ILX commercials that would have you believe it’s a sport sedan and not just a Civic in fancy duds? It had an 8-speed dual clutch tranny, so it must be super fast!

Or, you know, require both hands for driving.

Isn’t this driving? why do they need a computer to tell them the things that they should observe? Drivers don’t need this. Driver’s need to learn to drive better.

unsolved vehicular mystery

Who at GM thought this looked good?

Some say she’s still roving the barren wastes of auto shows across the country.

“ For Bill Robizine, the Kings player who was the victim of that first glass-shattering Dawkins dunk, the famous moment was the beginning of a long, dire downhill slide: Three years later, he was out of the league, and killed himself in his car by carbon monoxide poisoning. “

I think this wins “best use of a private jet” for the week.

Waiting...waiting.... Yep. There are the sniffles. Nice to know there are people like him, the pilot, and Tony Stewart.