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Yeah the other day, I was pulling out of my driveway and someone drove down the street, so I took my foot off the gas going about 3mph and my car just went spinning out of control into a tree. Shit was crazy, man.

Objective!?!?

Sounds to me like CR is becoming just like all the other magazines, and their opinions aren’t as objective as they’d like you to believe.

But what about torque ratios?

It kind of makes me lose faith in humanity when nobody gets out and makes sure the driver is okay. They just turn around and are probably very pissed off that they have to do so.....Typical Massholes.

The way the surrounding motorists all bail in under 7 seconds is worthy of mention.

Yes.

Greek life bullshit needs to die.

I’m still smilin’ anyway, despite my choice not being on the list... because:

“You know what’s more interesting than my Porsche? Instagram.”

I may have actually seen this thing in person parked in a lot. It did not look pretty.

Taki Inoue is amazing.

My first nursing job was at a Spinal Cord Injury Center. I still remember the nurse educator saying “grab the shaft of the penis while you have a finger in their rectum...”

That very tall greenhouse reminds me of this:

I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like the 993 Turbo S. Enthusiasts love it, and even people who don’t like cars like it.

Most useless thing in my car. IMO.

Official spokesperson

*ahem*

ta-da

Pure Jalopnik star-hunting right here.