I’d rock that van with pride. Kids and all.

Lamentations

Looks like plaster was used. Or maybe drywall spackling.

“American tourist” = Jason Bourne. It’s a shame, his reflexes have slowed a bit with time.

On my car (Infiniti G35), the up/down methodology seems out of whack. Want to unlock the doors? Push down the rocker down. Want to move forward a track on CD? — push the down arrow. (I never listen to CDs, but that’s still the button configuration). If memory serves me correctly, the sunroof tilt/retract feature is…

A lot of states carry uninsured / undersinsured language on their policies de facto. Frankly, I'd rather be in a state where it was obligatory than not.

Ford Raptor, Oregon = locals want to kill you.

Sold mine for $600 on Craigslist a couple years back when I blew the motor. I think it was the only one on earth that hadn't been chopped up (I'd just painted it myself a year earlier and replaced a lot of faded trim, etc. In hindsight, I wouldn't have done all that stuff). It literally looked brand new, inside and…

My sister had a 91 Cavalier. One time while it was parked, it randomly 'started' and ran thorough somebody's fence about 10ft. ahead of where it had been parked. My sister called the police and they thought she was drunk, until they were writing the report and the car again tried to 'start' on its own.

Downforce, duh! If they didn't have those giant wings, the cameramen would likely have had a full 1/2 hour to shoot cars falling from the sky. But them wings just create so much downforce they just fell like a rock. FF7 is the beast, yo!

I don't see Wal-Mart on the list of participating retailers for the Mobil 1 deal. Which would make me leery of making the purchase with the intent of getting the rebate.

I don't see Wal-Mart on the list of participating retailers for the Mobil 1 deal. Which would make me leery of…

Please, no. Just no.

Nice hammer technique, Doug.

I can agree that some people may never actually need Eyesight, though I don't know of anyone who 'plans' the need to avoid an accident on their own, hence where the value of Eyesight (or any other accident-avoiding technology) might come into its own.

They say that there's no worse pain than breaking your femur. Oh so I've heard...

Don't know what part of Brazil you've been to, but not the parts where I've been.

Yes, but I don't want the government to know how much $$$ I've got stuck between the mattresses at home.

Yeah, but those darn zombies are still gonna get you.

You know, just in case....

That looks like Darth Vader on a bad hair day.