To be fair, if you’ve ever shopped around for weed, the names are the best part.

I had honestly forgotten about the domestic abuse allegations, I thought most of his being “canceled” was on the basis of the number of inappropriate texts with an underage fan (which then prompted other similar texts and DMs to be released).

Can’t help but hear that response in my head as the Robocop voice.

“I can’t breathe!”

A little more context on the Avril Lavigne thing from someone who was there. In my opinion, that woman was basically an attention-seeker dressed up (undressed up?) as a protestor. The tiny amount of effort she made referencing an Ontario provincial issue at an event in Edmonton, Alberta was a pretty odd choice.

Damn, Kyrsten Sinema is getting desperate for attention.

This is so common in the area around my hometown in southern Illinois. My cousin had her first baby at age 14. That baby had his first at age 17. And that baby had their first at age 15. My 48 year old cousin is a fucking great grandma.

Just imagine Kimi and Jenson door-slamming their way up the COTA front straight, laughing hysterically.

You know what else looks good? A sky full of undiminished stars.

I mean, if he didn’t look like MBJ, I would have thought that was a Fortnite-ified Jax. 

Nothing screams “OMG I’m going to shit my pants” like caffeine and olive oil.

Not pictured the Solar Collectors to be mounted to the sides of the pod.

I feel like that is the most common consensus for continuing to watch The Walking Dead.

Can you imagine the kind of person that’s unironically sitting down with a bucket of popcorn to watch and enjoy this? I cannot think of a less funny way to spend my night, other than maybe putting a fork into an electric socket. At least Chappelle has some semblance of humor left when he’s not drifting towards the…

A real life “airborne toxic event”...

My brain initially went to “some non-specific distant relative,” if only because I had an ex-coworker who was firmly convinced for a while that her & I were distantly related in some unclear way. “Convinced he’s Keanu’s son” makes much more sense.

Hyundai and Kia.

Sorry to be that pedantic asshole, but the S-3 had General Electric TF-34 engines. Not Pratt & Whitneys (I used to work there at one time). That does not change the fundamental validity of your post.

I think it was reddit - woman wrote on her back windshield that she and her husband were blessed and a new baby was on the way and “here are our Venmo, Paypal etc because it’s SO expensive!” She was driving a brand new Wrangler (I think).

$7000 Porsche-branded rooftop tent. $70 Coleman sleeping bag.