I mean, would the wife also be comically tall in that scenario? Do you understand that’s what the joke is?

My favorite part of the scene was how it implies he improvised the countermeasures to fit the situation. The show makes a point to both have Luthen ask the onboad computer about the power level of the tractor beam and the Imperials call for upping the level when he does his first throttle. Like he baited them into…

It didn’t occur to me until seeing that pic, but Fetterman’s dick must be MASSIVE. How does she even?

I’m pretty sure Fox’s producers get the joke. It’s simply that this is easy content to twist around into the Outrage of the Day to keep their septuagenarian audience from changing the channel to Newsmax.

I sincerely doubt that. But then again, I never once bought into the notion that Melania was Belle trapped in a Beast’s castle. She’s a miserable hag.

The whole dress looks like a see-though affair, with what appears to be the world’s largest thong underwear.*

Sometimes, when I see pictures of her, it is almost like 2 different people at times, like on of Jerry Sienfeld’s girlfriends in his TV show.

This was no mistake. Someone there wanted that email to go out. 

I wish I could give you more stars for that all-too-rare Antiques Roadshow namecheck. 

Beanie Babies?

Respect.

I’ve a coworker who’s a Musk devotee. I’ve tried to explain to him on several occasions how Musk is largely a grifter and conman. Watching him drive one of the biggest social media companies off a cliff like it’s a flaming Tesla is extremely funny to me. 

“I have no excuses for why I didn’t do this before, except perhaps that he has never been on the show, we have never asked him to be on the show, and I’m not sure he’s aware that I have a show. But I had to do it now because I was afraid he would just show up at any moment because that’s what he did yesterday...”

Considering I already walk 10x faster then most people (seriously, why do people walk so damn slow) this would have be walking 300 times faster then you normies. I’m in! 

Adidas doesn’t have a partnership with Donald. There’s nothing to drop him from. 

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some horror movies with demons who have a less scary face than that dude. British people jokes aside, has he never used a toothbrush?

something about counter balancing the use of ev but increasing emissions

It’s not that different than what Ford did with its sport branding. Special Vehicle Operations (SVO) went full line in the 90's and became rebadged as Specialty Vehicle Team (SVT) until ST and RS joined the fray during Ford’s most recent globalization effort. 

Though the nebula was discovered in 1745

Hommage to the Ferengi