Why yes, I ABSOLUTELY can believe that. Next question?

Who wants to bet he doesn’t know that Pocahontas’s real name was Matoaka, or anything else about her life that wasn’t in the Disney film?

Can somebody ask him next time who he thinks “Pocahontas” actually was?

I understand why the idea of a gross gimmick would offend someone who works hard at their craft. This isn’t a new idea trying to become some cocktail meme, it goes back quite far. At the time it was invented Dawson had less than a thousand people, (it still only has a population of 1400) and could only be reached by…

I dunno. Having visited both cities I would rather spend my vacation dollars in Dawson. You can gamble there, too.

This would carry more weight if you’d written it 45 years ago when they started serving it.

How about fuck you?

“My story didn’t change. My story was always a straight story. My story was always the truth.”

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

From some of the most Tims dense locations in Toronto, this is enough distance to shoot from a Tim Horton’s, pass through another Tim Horton’s, and hit a target in a third, enemy occupied Tim Horton’s.

You think JTF2 is secretive? You’ve never even heard of JTF1 have you?

So something like this?

Wait, isn’t this guy Attorney General of the United States? Even if he’s convicted, it’s not justice. He’ll die in a few years anyway, and that innocent 27 year old had decades ahead of him.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

Y’all telling me that the jury saw this video TOO and still acquitted Yanez and didn’t charge any other cops?

Yeah, whoever edited that pic should really start looking for a new job in another field.

What is Georgia thinking???

I agree. She’s been ‘shopped into the uncanny valley.

She looks CG more then “really tan.”