That’s one hell of an arid anus.

You been drincoln.

You can tell that one guy has his kids locked out of the home office for daddy to have his alone time after work.

You don’t have any faith in the purity of this Canatheybian?

As inferred by his name, he has a special Doctorate in shit going wrong. Marvel needs just such a thing.

Have any extra you could share? Maybe it would burn this memory away.

Have a taste. You’ll be ill-literate in no time.

No.

I’m sitting here with 2 of these tests I bought during the yearly “half-price, it’s winter!” sale that they perform with Amazon, but this shit really makes hesitant to use them and send them in.

They monitor their drivers, use AI to discover their most comfortable working conditions... and then lower/raise it by 7 or 8%.

Yeah, Rivian has definitely designed this for the stop-start delivery required by smaller packages, not for some dude to roll a fridge off of the back end.

“Sure thing Officer. Just let me empty this drink tray in the passenger’s seat, it might spill on us during our peaceful conversation.”

It’s how you run your brand.

Why are they making it tubular?! It’s the XBOX.

They want everyone to know that he’s the son of a law firm.

Elon and his 8 or... 9? children scoff at the idea of a rubber room.

Mommy just looks like a very dehydrated version of the kid in question.

AWD, in Texas? You sure this one hasn’t just spent too much time off-road?

“Florida Van”

Hell of a guy, a real comedian.