Wacky hijinks in a cartoon?! Not in my timeline!

Defense? I just thought it was his intro.

Grand Prize of trustworthiness and a calming smile, minus a tooth or two.

Saab sacks.

I just assumed it meant Ox Penis or something else burly and frightening.

That direction says “Jag” to me. Strange.

Lemlin Von Steelie.

Aye, Captain.

Personally I’d rather tell the tale of my grandparent who crossed the nation during it’s early years, crossed rivers and fields and went mining, only to discover the results as worthless fools gold... than to tell the tale of my grandparent who lost it all because they somehow assumed the non-tangible child’s drawing…

I’m just picturing a horrible storm where the owner has to decide between light and warmth... or a complete collectors edition.

Just make sure you go over the legal mumbo jumbo, then when he turns tail halfway through the call you’ll have enough standing to sue him for a few million. Scamming a scammer = good feelings all around.

It’s true.

You could also just commit a crime for free.

“welp” 

Given how much the dude flaps his gums about shit, I expected he was about to move 6 feet under.

His son seemed more than coherent enough from his videos, so I’m guessing it is likely from CTE.