You could also just commit a crime for free.

“welp” 

Given how much the dude flaps his gums about shit, I expected he was about to move 6 feet under.

Maybe he’s being peed on?

His son seemed more than coherent enough from his videos, so I’m guessing it is likely from CTE.

Scam Bankman-Fried, you say?

Grand National is already named for China as well.

So, what happens when one smacks down in Moscow and kills some folks?

Why does he always look like he’s has just committed to a hearty breakfast bowl?

They’ll still be around in small amounts in 200+ years, so they can be spammed on the Antiques Road Show, that gives them some additional value.

Hope this football player gets crab-toe.

Weren’t you aware? This was brought to us by Carl’s Jr.

What if...

Every paywall seems to get this guy erect.

If they don’t cast the guy that looks exactly like Batista with Batista, I will be saddened.