Truth. 

He should just get some dentures and retire.

Matt Gaetz with a child.

“This would have never happened when I was still President.”

“What’s more extreme than fucking up a stunt and dying?”

Look at those guys. They all need rails.

Racist jokes and TV dinners.

Who determines what is a collectable?

The real Morbius would have been freed of about 20 minutes... He wouldn’t have been able to look at himself in the mirror.

Johnny 5 is alive.

I think at least 3 manufacturers offer that in their minivans now...

Just give me a helpful garbage feature.

Sounds like google translated Russian to me.

Gas or brake?

It’s almost as if you’re insinuating that the police might have gear beyond the competency of their usage...

So he’s immune to every disease known to man?

“That’s Mr. Fux to you.”

Left in 0.11 km?

I like how the glossy plastic bumper completely terminates the design of the pinstripes.