“Can you roll down your window for me sir? Do you know why I’ve stopped you this evening? I’m stopping you for going over 200 in a 110 zone... That’s pretty impressive.”

The most glorious bottles of the finest imported elbow grease, aged for 12 years in a 1930's Bugatti fuel tank, and you must prove your wealth before you will be considered on the list.

That seems like more of a draw for children than a warning.

I’m really confused as to why he kept going around the big rig and the box truck, was he trying to sneak up or something?

A different country?

#metoo

You’ve got really good wifi in your truck.

A good argument is always finished with “LOL.”

Must be Hawaiians... all I ever see are those tiki torches.

3 cans of Lucky, 5 shots of Whiskey, an old work glove and the roach from your current joint.

Thank you very much.

You’ve failed.

Gee... a Conservative in Canada decided that best place to donate to Nazi protestors would be... a Christian controlled website.

The graphics aren’t terrible considering it’s a PS2 game... but that constant imaging of Johnny Knoxville jerking off in the corner is really horrifying.

Git ‘em for them decibles! ( Just sounds like such a Canadian lawsuit. )

“Trudeau must resign! We won’t back down, because my truck stinks!”

She wanted to “extend an olive branch” to the protestors.

Trudeau should just dress up as a person of colour and scare ‘em all off...

Nobody home harshing on their buzz anymore.

I certainly hope GoFundMe blocks the cash and these idiots have to pay for all of this diesel out of their own asshole.