I mean... it is illegal here, much like killing an eagle is prohibited in the US.

“Let me speak to your ( Federal ) manager, immediately!”

All man-dating. That’s for women only.

Auntie-mandate.

I couldn’t get the flavour/variety of a few things I wanted, but they certainly weren’t from any bare shelves.

The border as well, no-less.

Hope you don’t end up with bone cancer.

Yeah, as far as I know every school in Canada has a Terry Fox run of some sort, Liberal, Conservative, whatever.

With a riot shield.

It’s almost as if that line about keeping the peace involved being... peaceful?

Fleecing Uninformed Dummies.

It looks like he wasn’t ready for the recoil and then kept trying to get away from it.

“Popper’s Pistol Poorly Plugs Passing Person’s Prius.”

Hold it steady, line up the sights, then close one eye... deep breath... and fire wildly in whatever direction you’ve just heard a loud noise.

This should be offered when you sign out each time, so you can forget you’ve ever seen that crap and go back to your normal life.

Needs some Christ.

From crushing the cultures and religious history of nations around the world?

“Pukes”

COLLAPSING NEWS!

Yes.