“Careful, they’re ruffled!”

Don’t fault the guy for designing his toilet years in advance.

Manbearpig

Was that his awestruck stare or his confused stare?

Gonna have to subscribe to wiping our own asses as soon as they decide some Apple- toilet paper is needed. ( It’s like Apple+ only for removing apples. )

What does the exhaust smell like? A KFC drive-thru line?

I’m actually not that surprised. People wanna get a lawsuit wherever they can.

Next time you see someone drop their car keys somewhere better leave ‘em be, you might be branded a car thief.

My dog may be intelligent, but she’s definitely an asshole. Intelligent humans can also be quite the asshole, so I don’t knock her IQ for being that way.

Turn that colour contrast panel black to match the window tint and it would be a pretty interesting look.

Drive a 2000s Mitsubishi Mirage?

Looks like he got some of the colours right.

And Ted’s college alter ego.

Put the pennies in a sock, beat people with the sock, and someday they might benefit when they run out of pennies.

Thanks, Billionaires from a horrible human legacy! You sure have cleaned up the planet... of indigenous peoples.

He was born before space travel was a real thing and within his end years he got to be part of it, I can see why he was so overcome with emotion by the whole experience. He stared out the window at the planet and just absorbed every second he could.

Someone needs to learn a lesson.

That’s exactly what was grabbing my attention... the Highway Patrol is going to use their computers sciences skillses to solve an issue with hacking...

Speed it up COVID, git ‘er done!

Actual porn stars be like “Wut?!”