Hell, I grew up in the 90s and I remember my dad constantly holding his belt down to his lap when we were driving out of a parking lot or through a drive-thru, just to be sure no one was looking/no cop was around at slow speed, and then just letting it go back to the door for the rest of the drive.

“If my cousin’s best friend had been wearing a seatbelt when the Nazi’s came for him, he never would’ve made it out in time.”

Man, if my mom threw out all of my lego sitting in the basement... she’d be building her own grave.

I mean... that’s steam for ya. Leave it sitting too long and it’ll just disappear and float away into nothingness.

Gimme dat shit.

Beach balls.

Foreplay, five play, maybe even six.

That’s what she said.

What’s up with the door gaps on that rear truck?

I think any weapons advances made in the region, that are not made by China, only exist for one reason: China.

Sony sold it off?

Is he just building up some hype for his own matchup?

It’s pinched at the back to fit a wing over your wing.

Canadians.

Fewer Republicans in these states eventually...

First it was goin’ to the pump. Now, they’ve decided to dump.

Is he going to develop a heavy tan and even heavier gut?

For sneaking!

One day, we’ll be able to change the laws so that you did something bad when we were pissy. Now you’re in real trouble!