I’m sure he’s bought plenty from the Amazon.

C’mon Jeff, you should know better, we need to drop all polluting industry into a volcano. 

Don’t do that.

Hey man... he had to look out of a window and hold in his pee at the same time.

I mean, if he wasn’t, don’t you think he’d have tried to cure baldness by now?

Find a bottle.

He needs to give the ganj another go and see what kind of spaceship he dreams up this time.

Why do I feel like he’s got a season pass and we’ll never see a flight without him onboard?

Sadly, it’s the same planet for him when he returns. It must be heart-wrenching for him, almost torturous even... you would want to live your life with such endless darkness stewing within?

Bezos Space-penis. Up and down.

I mean... I’m sure his brother has a heart of gold. As well as a watch of platinum.

They shall now be referred to as “Rich Ass-tronauts.”

He got 3rd place.

... for sneaking.

Pretty sure that’s OnlyStans.

Van, down by the river.

Over your pants is wet, under your pants is brown.

Be sure to be well stocked.