Given the number of criminal charges he has stewing for him after his loss I wouldn’t expect anything less.

It’s ok folks, we’re rounding the corner.

Less likely to get sick than going to a Trump rally.

Pip pip! Cheery-ooooo!

I mean... vanilla or horseshit is a pretty easy decision for most rational people.

Let me guess, his favourite ice cream flavour is vanilla?

Who’s deporting people? Ronald McDonald?

Jared is definitely plan b.

It’s a window handle that is manually powered by your arm.

Good thing Trump likes to let us all know about how many ventilators he created.

This is all a broad cover for a Jackass movie.

Who?

“The original Borat made me nearly pee my pants in the theater and I can’t wait till Saturday when my wife and I are going to watch both films back to back.”

Time for a much more timely and evolved “Jackass” trilogy.

I’m sure the back seats can hold a cup just fine.

He gets paid to listen to his own voice.

Nazi moon base.

Twatter.

You keep on talkin’... it shows a lot of spunk.

So you can sleep in the dog house after dropping 120 grand on a new Hummer?