we're already halfway there...

@admoseremic: because environmentalism is just such a horrible, horrible thing

@rulerofthemoon: haters gonna hate

I can see the extra eight minutes now: "Take your hair and STICK IT IN ME"

@onNon: urm, he kinda is: see TITANIC 3D

@SerialThriller: and during that time, we learned that we didn't want out planes to be seen the hard way

does anyone else notice that the guy describing everything has a half-cocked eyebrow expression on almost the whole time?

@Ozzie, The Banana Man Fan: you sound like a rapper pac-man

they still have food lion?

@Flako_FigZ: when the truth gives you answers

@DoYouLikeToastToo?: that's when you get your sister to reimburse you

/old news

My dad believes that all technology updates are a conspiracy. He adamantly believes that Bill Gates only updates all of this so that he can get more money.

That, and you have AT&T whose signal strength seems to be waining across the nation

Sorry, but I have to take the side of the evil brainwashed twits this time. I kinda liked the movie. For those of you who are bitching about how horrible it was and that you wasted your money, just double-hop it. Go see another movie while your in the theaters.

@accidentalsounds: Wow, I thought my dad was the only person to fuck up this badly.

@envador: My grandfather and Uncle have. Of course they're filthy rich, and my grandpa has this fear that the entire family is planning to kill him for his money, so he plans to spend it all before he conks it.

Great. I'll keep it next to my elephant penis cane. Carry it with my bull penis wallet. And then hook it up to my computer that runs off the souls of children whose cries of agony can only be heard by those of pure heart, and dogs.

Kids at that age have a tendency to go around naked. I remember years ago a small girl thought it awesome to flash the world. At a Parade. A little disturbing as I say so myself. Of course, I was twelve at the time, so no sick F*** jokes

I like my books in tangible form. No glare and finger smudges