man, I cut my hair once a year...

@Gargus: I smell the scent of a troll

@Ueziel: seems like the only way you'd like it is if they just put the old one on the PS3, o wait, they already did that. Stop bitching

dear god, do they not know the revenue they would make?! I would buy a ps3 just to play the remade FF7

You forgot about the a-hole roommate you get stuck with that steals your stuff... Reason # 51 for not bringing all my techno-stuff

being in college, my laptop is my desktop

@Resev: and others can get away with only wearing panties, as seen above

Protip: Turtleneck

@bytepusher: Ah, I see. Thank goodness for obscure warehouse storage, what would we do without it?

I'm pretty sure all the moon rocks brought back by the astronauts are either in museums or being used for scientific purposes

but i wanted a bacon tux soo bad #stupidproductgiftguide

hmmm, what's with this new bacon fad? Not that I mind, I love bacon #mmmvelopes

that man needs to die in a fire. Nintendo is a dying breed #newsupermariobroswii

My favorite experience is when they asked me my weight to trade in a game. And I couldn't trade it in unless I told them. #screengrab

ha, that's funny. A Zelda game coming out after a year of announcement? When hell freezes over #wii

what part of Atlanta are you in? The wal-mart near me had some on sale (probably by accident) #callofdutymodernwarfare2

Be a nice alarm clock

@Rosa Golijan: But jerkish is the way to go. I'm in Atlanta, you have to be an ass to get anywhere #clockvase

So, who is ready to sit in a cramped area with no food or water and unfiltered air for 30 years? #falloutshelter

@AmphetamineCrown: EZ-Bake ~ For the body #falloutshelter