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They actually figured out what to do with Clara, beyond being cute, with Capaldi, though. Her year-long story with Danny Pink was one of the most thoughtful considerations of what the consequences of being one of the Doctor’s companions could be like.

They could have done it with a new companion, but the fact that she

The headline doesn’t match the story at all. The headline implies that it’s a possibility - the story just says they’ll do it if they’re asked which to me isn’t a possibility, it’s a desire. You couldn’t write a headline that says “Local Man Could Win the Lottery” just because I want to win millions of dollars, unless

They said tits, not boobs.

I actually hope Olivia and John made it work, and then add a third named Newton.

Most men certainly aren’t.

Oh, so Anya Taylor-Joy can sing too! It’s no wonder there are so many mediocre people in the world, when she’s hording all the talent.

never watched more than one episode but i find it marginally amusing that this is a show when I read Archie comics as a kid and they were nothing like this lol. It’s so dramatic! Nothing wrong with it, but it’s sort of like if made a Tom and Jerry tv show but instead of them being relatively wholesome cat and mouse

It cannot possibly be healthy to be so invested in a celebrity’s size (whatever it may be,) that a change of one sort or another feels like a betrayal. 

What is genuinely surprising to me around the issue of “body positivity” (or was surprising, before it happened a bunch of times,) is the number of people who come out of the woodwork to say mean things about celebrities (and particularly female celebrities,) after they’ve lost a significant amount of weight. I think

I’d like to see Desi Arnaz blowing shit up with a blank expression.

Man, Eternals.

Let’s take matters into our own hands: The rejection of Munn-Mulaney is down to Munn being a perma-Who? and Mulaney being a Them.

This would have been some good red meat for old jezebel, but the writers, and especially the commenters, that are here now can’t handle this kind of stuff and go with it. Too busy kissing ass and being pollyannas.

Bring back OG Jezebel

Jez was BUILT on this and for this.

Yo FUCK John Mulaney and FUCK Olivia Munn. They’re pieces of shit who publicly danced on the grave of this woman’s marriage.

Good on her for taking the high road and living her best life.

I look forward the inevitable Jez article dissecting the remains of Mulaney

Best. Disney. Princess. Ever

Excellent question. Why are any of us here?

I’ve seen a good number of reviews and takes that criticize this as a white savior narrative—and I don’t agree, but only because I’ve read the entire series (or rather, what Herbert completed of it prior to his death.)

Most of the reviews of the movie make me wonder if anyone has read the books or just watched the movie. I know the movie should stand alone but some of the reviews make me wonder if Villeneuve has really succeeded here. The Kwisatz Haderach isn’t prophecy. He part of a 10,000 year old Bene Gesserit breeding project.

I’m going to be rude:

The blind KKK member and the Wayne Brady skit are my favorites!