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Matt is Constantine. I can’t imagine anyone else doing as well as him.

As guitarist, I cannot stress how influential Morricone was to those who play.

TV/Streaming:

Don’t be distracted by the grotesque, googly-eyed stop-motion aliens in this one...if you get too caught up in giggling at them...

They better cast Ron Perlman as...someone.

Bummer.

Big fan of J.G Ballard. Read High Rise not too long ago but was a little timid about seeing the movie despite it Hiddlestonness.

Well now I’m no Jack Welch, but it seems like killing off your customers might be bad for business...

Agreed. The tone is off and it seems like they missed the satirical/social commentary aspect of the book.

No one will ever convince me that Zooey Deschanel is not Katie Perry’s true identity.

Exactly!

My sadistic hope is that Parscale is replaced by Jared Kushner, the Dunning-Kruger Mr. Fix-It of the Trump organization.

Hmmm...my understanding was that Lucas sold the company because he was ready to retire from the movie biz and wanted to focus more on philanthropy.

but on the whole the sequels just feel so uninspired and unambitious.

I’m not going to double check, but wasn’t Coolidge the last President who was a State Senator?

Indeed. The title poses way more questions than it answers...

Underworld...is actually about Kate Beckinsale’s incredibly hot catsuit

Mother May I Sleep with Danger is such a wonderfully outrageous title

She’s a bigot, a racist, and she’s blonde.

God DAMNIT, Warren! You had ONE JOB.