I have serious doubts that Emmerich’s Midway will be any good considering his historical movies tend to be much dumber than his science fiction movies.

But yeah, The Outer Worlds is a delight and fuck you Bethesda and fuck Fallout 76.

Trent Reznor is very chill about having had one of his songs transformed into “Old Town Road”

I feel Ivanka’s entire Instagram spiel needs to be preceded by “Welcome to Westworld...” 

Firstly, how is that “Escorts in Lahore” comment automatically already out of the greys, even without upvotes or replies?

Just here to comment that I read Escorts In Lahore to the tune of Walking In LA by Missing Persons.

Yesterday, My wife expressed an interest in watching the first John Wick.

“Hold me closer, I’m tired of dancing”

“Kaufmania”?

“ In other news , Rudd TV series not bad , but not as good as hypothetical one that doesn’t exist.”

That is indeed a safe assumption. But this is Miley Cyrus we’re talking about. So all logic goes out the window.

There’s only ONE Kylie who should be on The Voice...and it ain’t a fuckin’ Jenner.

A classic case of a guy who was born on Thursday and goes around thinking he ate a turtle.

Streaming:

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

but if we’re really going to do this, Awkwafina is RIGHT THERE

WOOOOOKE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Stephen Miller 100% has an expensive sex doll named after her.

Then, either oblivious to the fact that he was doing the exact thing currently imperiling his presidency or simply too crooked to care,

I hope he starts a fucking witch hunt* in his staff and they start turning on him and leaking like crazy as they are under the siege of his abuse and threats.