Literally nothing is more important than beating the Republicans;

Totally agree! And star you for “ice orcs”.

Maybe. But he’s not wrong.

Geez. Splinter is the “Circular Firing Squad” that Obama referenced a few weeks ago.

Well, no. It was basically the same strategy.

Agreed.

I think Arya was able to stab the Night King in a small thermal exhaust port, right below his main port.

Did you think it should have won Best Picture?

Movies:

I got confused and watched Highlander: Endgame.

Exactly.

Yeah...those things are the throwest, backest throwbacks from the Cretaceous period.

I’ve seen Klobuchar on a couple of talk shows and she seems pretty freaking charmless.

Republica-led Senate

Streaming:

Solomon Kane is bad.

The NRA Is a Broke Bitch, Actually

No wait, even Comacho Jones was smarter!

I’m going to start referring to her as (E/m)^0.5 because according to Einstein, that equals c.

Honestly, I’m surprised Kimeade didn’t run around shouting “Save the hunchbacks!” after hearing about Notre Dame...