It’s Canadian, so it’s passive-aggressive nice. First, you replace your insides with cheese curds, poutine, and Molson, sweeten it up a bit with marshmallows, because Canada’s pretty sweet eh, and then when you die bears come and eat all the evidence while saying sohrry. That’s aboat how Canada keeps it’s population…

Funny, about a week ago I noticed my local Taco Bell being extra-enthusiastic about whether customers want or have sauce. I get looked at funny for opting out, I have my own habanero sauce tho.

I saw one of these once in a tiny car dealership near the old Valley Fair Mall in San Jose back in the late 80's. It was night and until recently I had always wondered what it was. I thought it was a “Trojan” which is why I could never find information on it later on.  Thanks for this post and the last Tojan one yall…

Came here for this, not disappointed.

Dude...those wheels...that color...with that picture post you opened up a very old box of memories in my head! Mine wasn’t 2-toned, but I had one of those that I dearly loved as a kid.  Often had sand inside of it.

Jesus...now that you’ve said it, I’m truly scared.

Most older Hyundais and Kias have junk suspension and seemingly no rubber bump stops.  They aren’t made for fat, cheap people, just cheap people.

I’ve always thought this thing looked cheap and generic, even when new. Cheaply built, for cheap people. Granted, I’m surprised to occasionally see them on the roads these days, but they just look like old cheap cars, usually beat-up.  Hey, some guys go to bars to pick up cheap, beat-up women tho.

Looks like something that was copied by someone copying something from GTAV.  That color looks pooptastic, as befits the brand.

If I decided to embrace anything, it would be the drivers of all these annoying truck-butt vehicles. Give em a good hard squeeze. Problem is, if I did that, I’m pretty sure their truck butts would get bigger.

I was thinking of Lloyd’s Christmas Dream in “Dumb and Dumber” where Jim Carrey does some nyuck nyuck nyuck thing with his hands behind his ears LOL

Jokes on you, I only own shit more than 25 years old and I work on it myself. I’m not stupid enough to buy new. Every old American (and German) vehicle I’ve had was ugly, and very reliable. Definitely not stupid enough to think that buying a foreign car made in America is also supporting America. Those companies were…

You do know that I don’t actually give a fuck where anything new is made, right? I only buy used, I’m not stupid enough to buy a new vehicle regardless of make. I’ve never owned a car made in the last 25 years and counting.

I use it how I like, if you don’t like it, your mom in a half shell. Double birdie in your fucking foreigner-hugging face.

My 35 y/o German car is still on it’s original running gear and gets 30MPG.  In 10 years I’ve put less than $2K into it for maintenance.  You’d rather buy a newer pile of Korean shit? LOL. You prolly see a busted up Kia Rio and snatch it up like ET seeing a piece of Reese’s.  Dink.

That’s not an adage, that’s just a fact.  I bet you feel real good sending your money to a foreign country.

It seems that you’re incapable of recognizing shorthand for “are you joking?”. Studies don’t actually predict when a car is going to turn into a piece of shit. The fact that the HaKs are SUVs only muddies that study. On my 100 mile-a-day commute, every Hyundai or Kia I see over a few years old already looks like it’s…

Go buy a used Buick. It’ll be just as reliable and worth about the same as a 10 y/o Korean car in 10 years.

It’s my opinion that anyone who goes into debt to buy a Korean car is a fool. But then, there’s the old adage “a fool and his money are soon parted”.

LOL? A 10 y/o Korean car is a piece of absolute shit. Nothing has changed, not even the willingness of Walmart shoppers to buy them.