I’m always amazed that people are surprised at these things. It’s a story old as time. People who are progressive in a major way in one area (And generally just the one that serves them personally) have the total and complete ability to still be late, bigoted, or straight up clueless in other areas.

Rich coming from someone who was married like 3 times. I wish everyone would stop acting like marriage is some sort of special thing for just a man and woman.

A trans woman doesn’t want to see gay people get married. True equality.

How could I have forgotten about Keanu? He seems intelligent and generous with his money. I don’t really understand why she goes for this type. He just looks like a slightly better looking version of Jesse James. So I guess she has a type?

Why can’t she and Keanu just fall in love? Keanu would NEVER smear dog shit!

I think the moral of the story is that hetero men think that LITERALLY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WANTS THEIR DICK.

I think it’s even stranger that they think all gay women want their dick too ...

1. What kind of self-respecting member of the LGBTQ community would have Chris Brown perform in the first place?! Seriously though. Wtf. Shame.

And gang rape each other. They are truly the humans of the sea.

Agreed! Millennials think it’s a cool 80’s movie. Gen X lived as Goonies!
Goonies never say die!

I want to correct someone in the greys so bad and say “this is NOT a part of Millennial’s childhood! It’s part of Gen X’s childhood”, god damn it. But, it would make them ungrey, so instead I’m ranting to you, Kittenjoy. Sorry.

It does look as if it might hop off his face at any moment and ask for the leash, doesn’t it?

We constantly are brought back to the basic fact that adequate and functioning medical equipment in this country is a luxury good, when there is absolutely no justifiable reason for that to be the case. The idea that corporations must be profiting exorbitantly for science and technology to advance is so patently false…

Agreed. My parents studied the MAD Magazine Spy vs Spy handbook. It sucked for us.

On Erika’s beau: Is that a mustache or the Beckham’s new dog?

Yeah. Ben just said something super cunty/stupid and he’s really pleased with himself. Jen’s about to tell him she hopes his dick shrivels up and falls off. Both of these “smiles” say “I hate your fucking guts”.

Macadamias rule all the nuts and there is no other discussion allowed.

I was born / partially raised in Plano and my backyard was just a sea of pecans and I had NO IDEA how lucky I was. I just noshed them down blankly like a grazing deer and thought “this is what life is like everywhere I bet.”

I used to be able to name every nut that isn’t a nut. It used to drive my mother crazy. She’d say, “If you don’t stop naming all the nuts that aren’t nuts...” (and the joke was, we lived in Pine Nut.) She’d hear me in the other room - “Brazil nut: not a nut. Cashew nut: not a nut. Almond: not a nut. Manila nut: not a…