Nicolas Hoult.

I wonder if she listens to William Joel.

Soon, there will be a Hardy for every household. Order yours today!

He LITERALLY said “but I have a black friend”

You know, in some respects, he is kind of impressive. I really thought that The Ladykillers would end up being the worst thing Tom Hanks is responsible for.

This sounds like the tattoo version of the Lindy West plane story from long ago.

I hate to be Team Tattoo Artist, but just like you can decide where you want your tattoos, he can also decide what work he’ll stand behind and what he WON’T. Clearly you have artistic differences, as evident by your contempt of his other work. So why would you use him in the first place?

I would be shocked if she’d actually been pregnant. I think she faked it and dragged it on too long and then panicked.

I couldn’t help but wonder...was she even pregnant to begin with?

Turns out she was just out looking for some Malono Blahniks.

Donkeys are so cute. I used to live on a horse farm that my aunt and uncle owned and they had a donkey and me and that lil buddy hung HARD. He was the best.

“Honkeys for donkeys!” has totally made me lose my shit! I love, love, love that little guy. I think I would like a vow renewal just to have a donkey wearing a floral wreath on his or her head.

I’m disagreeing with you. I’m getting married next May, I’m black...and I want now I want a donkey with flowers on it’s head at my wedding. Not a white thing at all. I think this is a marvelous idea.

I’m super white and I super love this donkey and all donkeys in general. Honkeys for donkeys!

White person here. I love that donkey and its crown. Not ashamed.

I don’t even care. If I got married on a damn farm and there was a donkey roaming around, a floral crown on it is fucking adorable. I’m more shocked he didn’t eat it.

My wedding would have been so much better if I had a flower crown wearing donkey.

Well of course you are. So am I. It's the internet where we're all unemployed 17 year old boys living in their mother's basement.

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Tit-tator is the worst superhero ever.