My husband calls this “guy hot.” When a white woman is blonde, not fat, not flat-chested, and groomed to “hot girl” standards, she can have just terrrible features but guys will still think she’s hot. “Hotness” isn’t about looks, it’s about conformity.

Why the hell would she do that? SJP was born in a place called Nelsonville, Ohio, which is one of the smallest, stinkiest, most horrible places on god’s green earth. If she hadn’t broken in to acting, she would be dragging her five Kool-Aid stained children around the Save-a-Lot. I actually LIKE a good deal of SJP’s…

No. As with all shoes, there are good and bad varieties. There are some excellent kitten heels and some atrocious kitten heels—just like there are some lovely wedges and some hideous wedges. I like a Louis heel, myself, but they are the redheaded stepchild of the shoe industry at the moment. Everything is cyclical.

Aw, man! A photo of my Winnifred won’t load!

Agreed. About the officer on the right, that is! I don’t care for beards.

Eh, I saw a 5-years-older guy all through hight school. Don’t get me wrong, he was a terrible person, but I can honestly say that he literally never, ever pressured me to have sex or do any physical thing I didn’t want to. Not a single time. I feel lie my sexual coming-of-age was a lot healthier than many other girls…

I feel sad. She doesn’t even look like the same person. Not that I SHOULD care—she’s a fat-hater from fat back.

That is so kind! You made my day! Thank you 😊

Because you all deeply care about my lady-boner, I wish to announce that Liam Neeson can get it.

That’s a mole or “beauty mark.”

I can not STAND to hear the man speak.

I mean, if looks are anything to go by. . . Interesting tidbit, in the days before blood testing/DNA, to determine disputed paternity, judges would simply look at the alleged parent and child. That was perfectly legal.

I understood it similarly. I would so much rather see a Freddie Mercury biopic than a movie about Queen moving on after losing him.

Whereas I live in Ohio and we DOWNSIZED to a three-bedroom three-bathroom cottage-style house. We’re both probably skewed.

Large?!?!?! Three upstairs bedrooms is NOT LARGE.

Officially, she was widowed. The markers of divorce were subtle, because think of the children.

Please see my reply to Healing Crystals.

I was extrapolating this speech out to its place in an adolescent girl’s life.

Zadie Smith’s comments irritated me. I can’t disagree that complicated contouring seems like a waste of time for everyday wear for me, but the dismissive tone of it all rubbed me the wrong way. Saying to your daughter, “You must leave for school by 7:50, so I suggest you learn to get ready to leave for school in 50…

I ADORE the little Hemsworth—I mean, from what I’ve seen.