He earned it.

You said Shemar Moore. My mouth is watering.

The Mr has had transplants. It is a lot more gruesome than you think, and would cost time out of the public eye, and might show on a man with such thin, sandy hair, anyway.

Baptismal names have no bearing on regnal names. Elizabeth chose Elizabeth because it was her name and she wanted to. Many monarchs choose a name entirely unrelated to their given name.

Not exactly. If Wallis Simpson had been divorced, but her ex-husbands were dead, the marriage would have been allowed. In vulgar terms, at that time no one on Earth was to have fucked the Queen besides her husband the King.

Except that she’s not, because Oprah ruins everything she touches. Weight Watchers, much?

Agree to disagree. I think that jewels—real jewels, important jewels—are something larger than an adornment. They are a thread that runs through human history, allowing one small person to connect through time to another small person. A good person does not own jewels, she is their steward, keeping them safe so they…

Good movie.

Utterly awful. No need to call Scooby and the gang to unravel this mystery.

At least that would be a reasonably interesting story.

These people are too stupid to deserve $200K in jewels.

My mom looooooved that show. But then, she’s got simply terrible taste and is a bad person, so it fits.

It’s a piece of shit story, but it is textbook Gothic film making—completely gorgeous.

My baby, well, my two-year-old, describes things as “bitchin’.” I’m very proud of this.

Wowza! Hope that doesn’t get ugly, for your sake.

No secret—its a Lane Bryant convertible. I have black and beige. I know many women don’t like that bra, but I’m a 42 DD, hourglass figure, and it really works for me!

Oh, Yoga Nerd, you just made me laugh out loud and startle my kid!

You don’t need to give up on swimsuits. I have an array of swim clothes, including capri pants and a 3/4-length-sleeve rash guard top. It’s a classic navy and white color scheme and I feel cute in it.

I’m fat as hell, and I LOVE off the shoulder but HATE cold shoulder. They make me feel perfectly spherical, whereas off-the-shoulder highlights my assets, and I have a good strapless bra. Even though they are on-trend right now, let us not forget that cold-shoulder shirts for the Fats began as a way to let us show a…

my neck can’t support my boobs, either. For me, halter tops are torture.