How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

So, let’s be clear, Trump tried to pull a physical domination move on this man:

This is so deliciously good.

Because the question will be the last that news organization will be allowed to ask. Trump will tell them to shut up, bar them from future press conferences, and tell his sheep to boycott the organization via Twitter. All before taking the next question.

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

Summary: “The blacks love me.”

Unintelligable word salad peppered with empty promises.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I don’t speak this language. Can somebody translate?