This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

Sometimes I love America, and sometimes I REALLY love America.

He talks a good talk, but when is he gonna release policy specifics?