This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

Sometimes I love America, and sometimes I REALLY love America.

He talks a good talk, but when is he gonna release policy specifics?

Amazing - that car was actually using a signal whilst making a lane change.

"So, Grandpa, let me get this straight. You had a transport pod, but every week or so you had to fill it with rotten dinosaur juice which it then burned to move? And in order to get to where you wanted to go, you needed to use a wheel (!?) to point it in the right direction and to acquire the desired speed you had to…

I recently went to a water park with my nine year old nephew. My brother gave him a disposable waterproof camera. This is how our conversation went.

People are getting fatter, elevators are in all building codes.

Hopefully, the internal combustion engine and the use of fossil fuels. I still can't believe that we can have near quantum computers in our pockets, yet we still relying on technology that hasn't changed much in the past 60 years.

The image accompanying the headline head me thinking kidney stones are caused by KFC popcorn chicken. It's uncanny.

I'll just stick with my regular daily liquid intake of 2 gallons of coffee in the morning and 2 gallons of beer in the evening. Should keep me nice and hydrated, I ASSUME.

I can't be sure without a caption. Is this a picture of Mars or Kentucky?

yeah, science just makes up crap. That's how you posted this on a device made from silicon through wires of copper and fiber to be visible to half the planet with similar silicon devices. Stupid science, just making crap up

"Damn it, Cheryl! Leave that thing alone!"

Would've been nice if they had finished the evolution time-lapse thing instead of jumping to people...