Hey, if that guy went from a paperclip to a house, you can turn those eggs into a ticket!

One of the nice things about capitalism is that if you want to give someone your money, they’ll usually find a way to make that happen.

I don’t think it works like that, but I’d be more than willing to do it.

Are you saying that we don’t test blood donations for HIV?

It’s bad policy and it’s discriminatory. Men in general are more likely to have HIV than women, so why not ban all men from donating?

I don’t believe you. At all. Without concrete numbers, I assume the amount of non-gay members this policy barred is trivial.

No, they really can’t. I don’t know what percentage of gay adult men haven’t had sex in a year, but I’d guess it’s less than 5%. This is a fucking stupid rule.

Well, only if you think “more” = better. I’m not faulting those who do, but personally I wasn’t a huge fan of the additions in the GBA version. I certainly wouldn’t say it’s objectively the definitive release.

Yeah, I know why it’s there, but it’s still awful :-/

I wouldn’t mind Greedo shooting first if the visual effects in that scene weren’t fucking abysmal.

Yeah, we should definitely always poll enlisted soldiers before making leadership decisions. “Hey guys, should we attack here, or here? Let’s get a show of hands, especially the PFCs in the back.”

What happened to you guys not preordering shit?

The stuff on the left just looks like a weird shadow — she might be wearing some type of underboob support. The fringe on the right is definitely her hair.

You really think Grama and Gramps are buying Metal Gear Solid V because they happen to have a Windows PC?

Do you have an actual source to indicate that there are vastly more PC sales of MGSV? Because I still find that pretty damn unbelievable. Everything I can find indicates that PS4 sales outnumber PC sales, which…

Are there really that many more players on the PC than on consoles?

First off, I’m so sorry. Second, bravo. I get the desire to say “rape is not sex” (it’s not) but the “rape is never about sex” trope is wrong (studies show this) and potentially dangerous, since it discounts a ton of date rape, child molestation and other assault driven primarily by sexual desire.

Because there was next to no marketing, for some reason. I didn’t even know it was coming out until Saturday.

You guys have such a boner for Trails in the Sky, and I don’t get it. At all. The Legends of Heroes series has always felt clunky and generic to me (much like the similarly named Tails series).

This is very cute, though I think it should basically be required to tell children that sex involves — hell, requires — pleasure for all participants. That we don’t creates the exact problem the recent “just because sex is consensual doesn’t mean it’s good” article. I think kids should be taught that sex is primarily…

“Virtuous?” When has she ever claimed to be ‘virtuous?’ What the fuck does that even mean other than some creepy pseudo-moralistic slander?

“Waiting for my family.”