Useful. I certainly hope you said that in response to 9/11 and Hebdo as well.

Following up on some replies to other comments, I can't tell you how much it infuriates me that when a white dude murders, he's "clearly insane" or "mentally damaged." When a Muslim murders, it's clearly their hateful religion.

Bullshit. Ideologies contribute to behavior. Barring mental illness, if you don't think devout anti-theism contributed to his decision to kill these specific people, you're fooling yourself. And I say that as a stringent atheist myself.

Aww, he thinks Kotaku moderates comments. How adorable.

Mr. Martian is probably an exception because he used to work as a screenwriter and knows what a pain it is to adapt something.

More like saying "I've been a seahawks fan since they day they were created."

It's cheesy, perhaps consciously so, but it's actually very well done in terms of choreography. It's funny that is uses the Burly Brawl music from The Matrix, and yet Oum's fight is actually much more coherent.

Crastle Classers

SURBOARD. SURFBOARD.

All I can think watching this is, "They must have given them an easy-mode beta version or something. No way you can just pick up a controller and pull off those fatalities."

Man here. I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

Seems like it'd be fun with friends, not a lot of fun with randos.

"It's very hard to laugh at someone who's very attractive, I think."

Nah, Rebel Wilson is pretty damn attractive.

But darling, there IS a fire!

His anti-vax nonsense is far worse than any of this.

• The investigation of Dol Guldor has been completely excised
  
  Like, all of the Sauron/Necromancer stuff? Because I know most of it wasn't in the book, but it was one of the better additions to the movie. Most of the rest, though, yeah, cut the shit out of it. Especially the weasley dude with eyebrows who for some reason…

I loved the film, and I never even saw the first five Big Heroes!

"Maybe you ALL are homosexuals!"

Sex reveal. Fetuses don't have genders, or at least, they can't be easily determined. I swear, I'm going to do one of these parties when I have a kid, and the cake is going to be yellow so I can shout "SEX IS DIFFERENT THAN GENDER YOU ESSENTIALIST FUCKS" to all my guests, who will never come to another one of my…

Yeah, totally whipped! People in relationships with shared finances discussing large purchases is TOTALLY OPPRESSION