Of course they wouldn't, because these sorts of conversations don't take place in a fucking vacuum. They take place in the context of gender politics, assault, etc. Generally speaking, men don't have to worry about some weird customer sexually assaulting them because he rejected her "incorrectly." That's a fear women…

I was just going to say, "I bet instead of all the 'well, she should have been more forceful, how was he supposed to know?' comments, we get 'what a bitch, she should have been nicer.' comments." But you beat me to it!

Define "stunt." I still like the the idea of forcing millions of conservative douchebags to watch multiple simultaneous same-sex weddings to really drive home how regressive their shitty beliefs are.

Oh hon. She was saying "make like a tree." I'm so sorry.

With the values you assume its readership monolithically espouses based on ... what? Some things one of the writers said? We strongly disagree with the writers quite often 'round these parts.

Then leave? Simplifying the users of an extremely popular website into one "target audience" is kind of silly. I'm all for going against the hivemind, but doing so by constantly pointing out how those Jezebel people are is just being an ass. It's like the people on Reddit who constantly preface everything with "I know…

My favorite part about this "discussion" is each side rolling its eyes and saying "Ugh, typical JEZEBEL" about the other. You can't try to be hoity-toity and assert that other people's arguments are "problematic" and "reductive" while simultaneously using "Ugh, someone on Jezebel WOULD say that" as an argument ender.

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Even better, it should be "What if Zelda *were* a girl"

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy

Nah, it's actually sort of hot! The person "watching" is usually an amateur (or faking being an amateur) with the attitude of "Oh my, this is so crazy and weird and exciting!" Obviously there's projection going on (imagining the woman watching you), but I enjoy it once in a while, and it's usually pretty…

It's young people, often women, taking control of their image. I am for it.

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

This is quite a long article to say "I don't really find it funny, sorry."

I don't know that you picked the best choices there. Are you honestly comparing Robert Deniro's acting to Lena Dunham's? Seth Rogen might be a better example.

"Create" might be strong — I think the other 3 have shaped up to be interesting characters, the men as well. She's clearly not an actress though.

No reason to speak ill of the dead, they can't hear you.

hickop it is!

It looks like both are considered correct now, but it's kind of unfair to call people "snobs who like to feel clever" for using hiccough. They might have just been taught that that's how to spell the word (which it is, even if hiccup is another way to spell it). Let's all calm down a little bit.

Hiccough is actually the correct spelling! Hiccup is probably acceptable, but it's not really "correct"