Nah, I lost 100 pounds since my New Years resolution. Literally.

This conversation really needed to be divided to separate out work jeans from.... whatever the rest of these denim leggings are.

This conversation really needed to be divided to separate out work jeans from.... whatever the rest of these denim…

For fucks sake. Rather than enforce rules as they exist, like forcing batters to stay in the box and calling the strike zone from knees to chest, let’s instead make fundamental changes to the nature of the game that will only minimally impact the pace of play.

She is a good dog.

I take my dog to work. When it gets cold, my wife puts a sweater on her before I leave. However, the guys at work would rip me mercilessly if my dog showed up in a sweater. Is taking the sweater off in the truck on the way to work a violation?

NBA JAM was an awesome Sega Genesis game right? Who was your favorite duo? I’m a Jersey guy, so I felt compelled to use Derrick Coleman and Drazen Petrovic.

I was against indiscriminate murder but frankly this election cycle has me thinking.

Drew is right. The Jays can’t run the bases. Let’s move the wall to the northern border.

Women have a wide array of pajamas available to them, and make use of them without issue. Is it acceptable for a guy to wear pajamas, or is gym shorts and a tee the only acceptable evening attire?

Awful footage. I expect HD when I see a chick take balls to the face.

You could say Syndergaard has a Thor throat

Did Magary just intimate that he would be filling Burneko’s void?

When I say I’m pulling double duty, I mean I’m peeing in the shower. I guess this is better.

Smooth or chunky peanut butter?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that an atrocious hairpiece on Woodley’s head?

Did Magary seriously not ask them for their best poop stories? The merger is changing everyone.

She's too proud to accept assistance.

This dog can’t fit this stick through the door, can she?

Philly sports radio is a cesspool.

Getting his wife pregnant is about the only clutch shot Jrue ever had find its intended target.