Nah Women are like bacon, they look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill you.

Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Bros Wii and Super Mario 3D world on the Wii U, Halo MCC on the One and GTA V on the PS4 until 4am Saturday morning with my partner and our friend. Laughter and healthy competition all night long, good times!

Haha not to a standstill but they are less frequent and somewhat flaccid…

No. I practiced WAY too much! There was not enough of the real stuff that was the problem lol.

Man, I do not miss my teenage years! Boners every two minutes sounds good in theory, not so good in practice.

This is going to be so….so so bad.

I'd imagine the disappointment the kids feel would be similar to the disappointment I felt when I went to a chocolate factory tour and there was no Willy Wonka or Oompa-Loompas to be found anywhere!

A shitty PC port is still better than the console version, no two ways about it.

There's nothing worse than when just as you hit your climax the screen pans to the dudes ugly sex face or worse still his hairy anoose

Freak