Back and forths with millenial boys with female gravatars always end the same way: awkward bro shaming.*

and yet I feel great. And I'm a great person.

oh, I get it. I don't have a real girlfriend because I hold a position you are too dickless to entertain.

"they pressed up against me and told me about all of the ways we could make a super sexy sandwich."

reading is fundamental.

oh so she was raped or assaulted?

the RHCP hate is odd. This whole thread intrigues me. They've been around for ever. I'm pretty sure they broke some ground when they were younger and have put out plenty of radio friendly stuff to remain relevant since then. I know it's not a good argument to say "well, so and so sold 100 million records, so they…

I guess it's unpopular to think that men have rights, but that's just me.

"hit on" or harassed?

aside from giggling at a music exec* getting the cold sweat, panic attack, blood bursting into a million bombs from a "3 on a scale of 1-10" come on from fucking rock stars, why is this must read? It's not that good of a read.

It was a regular Cologne NYE's Taharush, it was.

This is great, how can you be a strong independent woman if you don't break down and cry every time you think about the time RZA groped your ass.

it's enough to give a black eye to the record world. I feel like I just watched a season's worth of Lifetime TV for Women movies. Predatory males, unhelpful authority figures, sad trombone background music, 70 cents to the dollar. probably 40 cents. Ugh, wow just wow. it's 2016 and we have to hear about how male…

I think I am going to google the you tube to see if there's just a running series of clips of meg playing the drums. ga-dayam.

archer becoming mortal? That's BS. It's a story line that they'll toy around with and eventually circle back to his line in the shrinking episode…something like: "I don't think it's physically possible to kill me"

ah 2009, your car can have a 40 gig hard drive!

d'oh! half right.

I remember Beavis's take on Stars…"well, that rocked, just in and out"…after listening to the first 38 seconds and assuming the song was over.

what was up with him getting shot in stomach with a gun. like it penetrated an inch? He's all ready for more adventures?

to be clear, Ray closed his eyes in unstoppable pleasure for a beejer he hadn't even gotten hard from yet?