so…what was the point of this article then? Sweet child came out first in the USA leading to grittier Jungle.

if I recall, the intro solo is actually a guitarist's practice loop.

fran fran fran fran…you got dumped by hanna. homeboy, throw in the towel.

this episode was less of a show and more of a middle finger to HBO, right? I think the reviewer raised good points as to why the school plot sucked. A puppet show? Is that better or worse than whatever "hey kids, come play with scrap metal" thing they ended up with? Obviously, le petit village wouldn't seem as…

poor, sweet, dumb moose. He can't help but get captured each week.

they'll never tire of Sam getting captured, tied up and the monster committing exposition only to be stabbed in the back by dean or the victim/sidekick/co-villain of the week.

if these aren't the most millenial things to say ever:

or…you know, having sex with Penny (or Bernadette) is like really awesome.

One of their writers has a tick to make a character mumble a little sad trombone dejected line at the end as the big reveal. Sheldon with Amy's ring, Bernie with her pregnancy. Learn new ways to write, writers.

it's called art, man!

BTW, Bay has something to do with the TMNT movies and Meg's got herself in those.

nah, I am talking about the first one. I was literally in my refractory period from Megan when all of the sudden Rachel was on screen being the smartest, hottest woman in the world.

and then there's the Oscar bait where it's Ugly Charlize as that murderer or Ugly Cameron Diaz in Being John Malkovich

Kinda true, I imagine. On one hand, it'd be "a Bruce Willis/McCougnahey/Ryan Reynolds type (muscular, confident, attractive, smirky) walks into frame, muscles popping"

This is funny because in Transformers, we get Rachel Taylor dropped into our laps ->“We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blond with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.”

no hair color? That's industry short hand for personality.

I sense a partnership with Mr. Skin!

“Okay, I know it’s ‘sun,’ but I wanna say ‘shadow of the toad’s warships.’”

The effectiveness MacLachlan as the Mayor of Austin makes me hope that if they ever introduce the Mayor of Seattle to play into the Mayor of Portland’s long-standing hatred of that city, they also cast MacLachlan for that, putting him in a flannel shirt and a Snidley Whiplash mustache.
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This!

this episode made me decide I should buy a Porsche.